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Golfing-Quote-of-the-Day

1

It took me 17 years to get 3,000 hits, but I did it in one afternoon on the golf course.
--Hank Aaron

2

Years ago we discovered the exact point, the dead center of middle age. It occurs when you are too young to take up golf and too old to rush up to the net.
--Franklin P. Adams

3

Love and putting are mysteries for the philosopher to solve. Both subjects are beyond golfers.
--Tommy Armour

4

Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air.
--Jack Benny

5

Putting allows the touchy golfer two to four opportunities to blow a gasket in the short space of two to forty feet.
--Tommy Bolt

6

Retire to what? I'm a golfer and a fisherman. I've got no place to retire to.
--Julius Boros

7

I regard golf as an expensive way of playing marbles.
--G. K. Chesterton

8

How has retirement affected my golf game? A lot more people beat me now.
--Dwight D. Eisenhower

9

Golf and sex are about the only things you can enjoy without being good at.
--Jimmy Demaret

10

They say golf is like life, but don't believe them. golf is more complicated than that.
--Gardner Dickinson

11

Golf is an ideal diversion but a ruinous disease.
--B. C. Forbes

12

I'll know I'm getting better at golf because I'm hitting fewer spectators.
--Gerald Ford

13

The only time my prayers are never answered is on the golf course.
--Billy Graham

14

Reverse every natural instinct and do the opposite of what you are inclined to do, and you will probably come very close to having a perfect golf swing.
--Ben Hogan

15

Go play golf. Go to the golf course. Hit the ball. Find the ball. Repeat until the ball is in the hole. Have fun. The end.
--Chuck Hogan

16

If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf.
--Bob Hope

17

If you think it's hard to meet new people, try picking up the wrong golf ball.
--Jack Lemmon

18

I play [golf] in the low 80s. If it's any hotter than that, I won't play.
--Joe E. Lewis

19

They say "practice" makes perfect " Of course, it doesn't. For the vast majority of golfers it merely consolidates imperfection.
--Henry Longhurst

20

If I had my way, no man guilty of golf would be eligible to any office of trust under the United States.
--H. L. Mencken

21

Golf has probably kept more people sane than psychiatrists have.
--Harvey Penick

22

Golf is good for the soul. You get so mad at yourself you forget to hate your enemies.
--Will Rogers

23

Income Tax has made more liars out of the American people than Golf.
--Will Rogers

24

The people who gave us golf and called it a game are the same people who gave us bag pipes and called it music.
-- TV "Silk Stalkings"

25

I'm a golfaholic. And all the counseling in the world wouldn't help me.
--Lee Trevino

26

It's good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling.
--Mark Twain

27

Don't play too much golf. Two rounds a day are plenty.
--Harry Vardon

28

The uglier a man's legs are, the better he plays golf. It's almost a law.
--H. G. Wells

29

Golf is a game in which one endeavors to control a ball with implements ill adapted for the purpose.
--Woodrow Wilson

30

Sudden success in golf is like the sudden acquisition of wealth. It is apt to unsettle and deteriorate the character.
--P. G. Wodehouse

31

Golf is a day spent in a round of strenuous idleness.
--William Wordsworth